Why is it that.....
- I have an organ removed and I gain 5 pounds?
- my kids continue to surprise me, and it surprises me?
- even though my scale shows I am losing weight I don't see it?
- I crave sushi when I have no car?
- I can't have a fun job like a judge on a food show? yum
- the cats come in to sleep on the bed, and then want to leave....
- all the laundry is done and I can't find any clean socks.
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oh i crave sushi...and wiegh gain and desire to be the judge on a cooking show in one post...lol
I lost a pet and lived. I work too hard. I am getting old. Barf.
It's just a bunch of life's questions for which there are no answers!
Why did you have to mention sushi? Now I will be thinking about it all day! My mouth is actually watering now....
Sushi scares me. :)
And. Why is it that I've lost over 40 lbs and NOBODY notices. Seriously. NO ONE. :(
I lost twenty pounds last winter and no one noticed. I gained it all back. :P
i don't like sushi. i've lost 20 lbs and my husband hasn't noticed. are husbands blind?
Cats are the most puzzling creatures ever!
Don't get any more organs removed!!
I hate when I've done laundry but can't find clean socks!
why is it that I only lost my keys on the days I am already running late?
I'd love to be a food judge on some of those shows. But, not the ones where they serve me brains and organ meats. I have to draw the line somewhere!
I figure, if I can see the scale....good enough.
Hello :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :) Have a wonderful day.
Gosh there is so much to read on your blog...where to start...
Hugs
Mon x
Socks should be disposable! I bought my girls 6 new pairs less then 3 weeks ago yet they walk around in mis matched pairs? Sigh.
Clever list! Love it.
I love your sense of humour. The last one...priceless!
That always happens to me.
B xx
Stopping by from SITS...
I was just thinking to myself. Self, you need to lose 40 pounds now... go buy some dexatrim or something!
Then I read your list and I think -Self! It's not your fault...the appendectomy and hysterectomy are to blame!
Guilt averted for another day...
Thank You.
I think it's all those fluids they pump into you during surgery. It's like when they tell you not to eat for 12 hours before and they you don't eat all day of surgery and gain 10 lbs the next day...
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