Sunday, April 11, 2010

Sunday Rerun- Hormone High


Originally posted Wednesday, May 13, 2009


Hormone High

Talking to a girlfriend just today,
Wondering why it had to be this way?
"A Hormone High" I said with wit,
"If only it was" she replied to it.

"A vicious high" I then corrected.
Not so much fun, all disconnected.
Two weeks late, to the ultimate peak.
Best think twice before you speak.

Even before the eventual flow,
Comes the "I don't give a shit" glow.
Pain and bloating an equal treat,
Oh wait, I prefer the swollen feet.

The best is even yet to come,
A deeper gloomier, chemical glum.
Cramps and weakness in the knees,
I can't think straight, or speak with ease.

I have written, it is great to be a girl,
It is, except when in a hormonal whirl.
Beware the next time you make her mad,
You could end up missing a precious gonad.

9 Comments and Reactions:

Brian Miller said...

thats why us men suit up
with a solid steal cup...

oops, sorry was getting into the rhyme...smiles. happy sunday!

Dianne said...

Good one, except I am missing the monthly release, the lateness of 50 is making me wait...
will I be cranky forever?

Steven Anthony said...

some days Im so hapy to be a boy..lol

Erin said...

Love how the last line packs the real punch---gonads. LOL! This is fabulous!

Secretia said...

That is great, they trust us with our teeth so close to their balls, but then again that is when they are on their Very Best Behavior!

Secretia

Alice in Wonderland said...

Loved this poem! So very true, been there, done that....well at least some of it!

carma said...

I bask in the "I don't give a shit glow" very often these days :D

MiMi said...

***chuckles*** you said gonad. :)

Bossy Betty said...

Any poem that uses the word "gonad" is great by me!