Dear Santa,
Dear Santa here’s my Christmas list,
With a few things on it,
I don’t want you to miss.
Some Grey Goose vodka,
And a jar of olives please.
Believe me Santa, this will put me at ease.
A bottle of vermouth,
But I don’t need much.
I like them dry, just a touch.
A new martini glass,
Would also be nice.
But don’t forget the shaker of ice.
Perhaps put some vodka,
In my friends stockings too,
I am sure they could use help like I do.
The holidays bring stress,
To most that I know.
You could help by bringing on the holiday glow.
That’s all that I need,
So deliver the cheer.
Thank you Santa and all your reindeer.
Dear Santa here’s my Christmas list,
With a few things on it,
I don’t want you to miss.
Some Grey Goose vodka,
And a jar of olives please.
Believe me Santa, this will put me at ease.
A bottle of vermouth,
But I don’t need much.
I like them dry, just a touch.
A new martini glass,
Would also be nice.
But don’t forget the shaker of ice.
Perhaps put some vodka,
In my friends stockings too,
I am sure they could use help like I do.
The holidays bring stress,
To most that I know.
You could help by bringing on the holiday glow.
That’s all that I need,
So deliver the cheer.
Thank you Santa and all your reindeer.
Yours truly,
VL xx
35 comments:
spectacular.
a simple request. and clearly you have been more nice than naughty . i am feeling confident that santa will make good. merry christmas.
oh. and very very cute poem by the way. the red font was a very festive touch. i had to read it twice because it was so fun. thanks for sharing your gift.
My smile for the day.
BEST LETTER EVER!!! I hope he puts some vodka in my stocking!
AMEN! AMEN!
LeChaim
That was awesome!
Dear Santa,
What she said.
Sincerely,
Ooph
LOL! You should send this to Grey Goose!
I need to tell you all about my vodka infusion going on.
Some Vodka right now would be nice!
Great list!
hope you get all that you ask for...will put in a good word witht he big guy up north...smiles.
Hahah you stole my list.....seriously love this!
hope you get everything oin your list;)
VL, now you gone and done it, two damned ole drunk reindeer in the front yard, droolin over this blog of yours, too too much, you write da best.
BIG HUGS
I love this!!!
Great job.
Hope Santa brings you everything on your list!! :)
Very nice... but I'll take a Guinness please... =)
BTW, shaking the martini causes the ice to chip thus watering down the martini more than if it was stirred. =)
I don't feel guilty now that the only thing on my christmas list is wine.
LOVE IT!
Oh! santa and I are not on very good terms, so can you get some Jager for me, too? Thanks! :o)
Yes, sailing through the holidays with vodka in hand...perfect!
heck yeah!!!!!
send some Kettle One my way please!!!
YIPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I think Santa will make this happen. LOL he would be upset with himself if he didnt.
Alright. So I bump into you a lot in these dark comment alleys around town. Figured I better check you out and come to find you prefer Grey Goose. Girl after my own heart. I suppose this means I better follow you know?
A poem about Vodka? LOVE!!!
HO HO HO! I do not deliver alcohol! I just bring good tidings and comfort and joy! Merry Christmas!
Aww that's lovely!
Can I have gin instead of vodka?
Ditto on the Holiday Glow. I'm gonna add that to my list. Plus my son discovered I now have about 5 gray hairs; this holiday stress is NOT helping!
I like to think Santa stays pretty well stocked on booze for all the dutiful parents out there.
Who doesn't want to see a holiday mojito under the tree?
I LOVE it! That is perfect! :)
Since you asked so politely I'm sure Santa will grant your wish! Merry Merry!
I hope your wish comes true!
Oh yes, but any brand will do, I like it kept in the freezer so it's just right, then make mine a double!
Secretia
LOL! Love it!!
~WM
Grey Goose martini, extra dirty...nice!!
Nice list.
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